Have fun visiting our Bazaar of Bizarre Inventions, Patents, and Patent Applications. If you have any recommendations for our collection, please let us know!
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Big Bang Better Mouse Trap
The above text is what the inventor writes on line 60 of his patent.
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Bird Brain
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, the saying goes. Is a bird near the head worth two in the brain?
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Bigfoot Boots
Wearing these “Animal Track Footwear Soles” may turn you from hunter to hunted.
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Bossy Flossy
Coming up with this clever dental detailing device must have been like pulling teeth.
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Brawl Wall
Cain and Abel, not able to sit peacefully at the table? Haul in this barrier. Without it things might be a bit scarier.
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Canine Karaoke
Can’t figure out what Fido is saying? This doggedly alert invention just might be able to tell.
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Chicken of the Sea
On its own the “Aquatic Propulsion Device” may not be what it is quacked up to be, however it may go well with the Mermaid Machine.
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Cheap Diet Device
New and novel device for preventing the consumption of food by an individual. What a mouth full!
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Cock-pit Plane
A bird’s eye view when you step into the cockpit with your cock-a-doodle-do crew.
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Butt Kick Bench
This device, butting its boot against a buttocks,
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Watch Dog
Who has the time for this kind of stuff? Tick off your dog with this timepiece.
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Dog Umbrella
Is this device ingenious or insane? It’ll keep the rain off your Great Dane, if tame.
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Left Behind
This is also known as "Drag Me Through Da’ Water." This “Water Vehicle” might be a drag if you start to feel like fish bait.
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Fin-atic
Wasn’t something like this in a Jaws movie,
where someone with a fake dorsal scared people into thinking they’d be a tasty shark morsel!? -
Ferris Wheel Kicking Deal
Was this idea’s creator not suffering enough abuse on the job? This peculiar shoe shine machine might just “help” this poor slob.
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Four Wheeling Freak
Is that Benjamin Franklin on that ATV? Flying a kite in a lightning storm wasn’t enough excitement for Ben.
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Frankenstein Fruit Faces
Let’s face it, this invention, born of a fruitful imagination is a bit freaky. A young Dr. Frankenstein would have liked this goofy garden gadget.
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Freaky Feline Fowl Feeder
Know someone too cheap cheep cheep to buy cat food? This device might just be the right con-trap-tion for them.
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High Five
Need some encouragement around the home or office? This handy invention might be just the answer.
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Horsepower
The horseless carriage turns into a horse powered green machine. This bus is understandably from the 1970’s oil crisis era.
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How Many Inventors Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Apparently It takes one & one invention.
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Hull of a Boat
What the hull is that? This boat has a rotating paddle wheel hull and propellers on its stationary cargo compartments.
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Human Pin Cushion
Keeping off the deep sea menu blowfish use spikes. Using this suit scuba divers make hungry sharks think yikes!
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Staff Laugh
This “hot rod” and walking staff may provide comfort and even bring a laugh!
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Muffled Response
Filed a patent? Patent Office, you can rely, denies some o’ your patent claims. Your initial reply, this device tames.
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Mute Beaut
Some say silence is golden, but in this case silence is a golden ring thing. This special finger band gives you almost invisible power over sound. How profound!
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Net Regret
Fail to stop at this checkpoint and you’ll turn, learn, and maybe even burn.
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Neuron Turn-on
This idea sheds a little light on the creative mind of its inventor. But, who’s brain is really in this thing?
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Offspring Slinger
Baby taking too long to launch? This device is guaranteed to deliver one dizzy mother and child. What kind of circular reasoning conceived such an idea?
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Pedal to the Metal
Yikes! This trike might give its rider more than just a little bite.
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Pee Wee Water Wheel
Around and around it goes, where it stops nobody knows. Perhaps Pee Wee Herman would be entertained by this technological brain drain.
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Plough Pow
NRA (National Rifle Association) meets FFA (Future Farmers of America) in this explosive blast from the past.
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Pool Pedaler
Someone was using their noodle, that is pool noodle, when they invented this one.
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Greenhouse Effect
“A greenhouse helmet is provided and consists of a dome containing plants secured within the dome worn completely over the head of a person so that the person can breathe in the oxygen given by plants.”
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Poor Sap Trap
Someone sneaking around your store? Right through the floor with this door and it’ll happen no more.
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Rattler Repellent
Shoes and socks don’t smell enough to keep snakes away? This ankle bracelet’s special aroma may do the trick.
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Puppet Toe Show
For a good shoe, actually a good show, this puppet master has to be quick on her toes.
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Slap Stick
Not getting enough credit for all your hard work? This device lends a pat on the back
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Ski Daddle
Too afraid to stand up and ski? Kneel down and swerve to keep those trees out of the way!
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Smoke Ring Thing
Need to hold that cigarette while you type, text, drive, put on makeup and Skype?
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Slurp Of The Tongue
Donald B. Poynter, the creator of this device, might be sticking his tongue out at the inventors of the self-adhesive stamp and self-sealing envelope.
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Spring-a-head
From the mind springs forth many a heady idea,
this one just happens to have a spring springing from the head. -
Robo-Roller
This wheeled body armor allows its user to skate in many positions. Fit for the Broadway show “Starlight Express,”
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Thumb Twist Thing
Someone had too much time
on their fingers and thumbs to invent this one! -
Toilet Target
The purpose: “A target means to attract the attention of urinating human males to be wholly disposed within the bowl or urinal
and to be permanently connected
to the bowl or urinal;” -
Tip Top Hat
Texting, talking, and eating at the same time and still want to be polite? This hands-free self-saluting hat keeps the wearer from being a stooge.
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Transparency Conspiracy
It takes a vivid imagination to see through the inner workings of this idea.
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Vest Pest
The invention relates to clothing for transporting and displaying small pets while worn by a person. Tubes for rodents, gerbils, and mice.
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Beetle Mania
Check out this automobile protector.
Maybe there’s one available for your “New Beetle.” -
A Wing and a Prayer
Up, up, and away.
This invention will help a rider sprout wings
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After Dinner Spinner
Now eat ice cream with no drippy regret. Ice cream spinner thinger here to keep us from being thinner.
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Monocycle
Dean Kamen “re-cycled” this idea with the two-wheeled Segway Human Transporter.
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Four Eyes Disguise
This invention is a novelty head gear for wear by an individual and includes a pair of sunglasses having a novelty design of moose antlers attached to the sunglasses and extending sidewardly into opposite directions
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Remotely Amusing
Need a remote control for that old dial turning TV you cannot part with? This pool stick looking tool helps Mr. Farnsworth channel surf. Hopefully he won’t be a fool and stay tuned to any invention promotion company commercials.
